I have thick hair? What?...Yes, I am aware.
When it looks like you had a face-lift at 7-years-old because you wanted your mother to fit all of your hair into a single hair band... that’s some thick hair.
They also don’t stop scolding! I promise you (without exaggeration) my eyebrowist told me how thick my hair was and how I should come in sooner every 30sec. EVERY 30 SECONDS!
I want to say back to them, “Yes I’m fully aware! I heard you the first 37 times…that’s why I’m here!”
Maybe I should move to France.